Introduction: Why Do Toddlers Need to Be Outwitted?
The problem with toddlers
The problem with most parenting advice
What types of techniques are in this book
Clothing Wars and Battles Over Appearance
It's below zero out there and he won't put on a jacket
My son jumps out of the tub the minute he sees me going for the shampoo bottle
I feel like his valet (he won't even try to learn to dress himself)
Whenever I brush her hair, she acts like I'm running a torture chamber!
Help! My child has head lice!
He has to be dragged into the barber's every time he needs a haircut
If I let my children pick out their own clothes, they dress like circus clowns
The Nightmare of the New Situation
She clings to my leg and screams "Don't go!" every morning since I've started work
He cries for the first hour and a half at preschool
He won't accept a new sitter
I'm having a baby soon, and my daughter isn't happy about it
He hides whenever he sees his grandparents coming
But Something Other Than Junk Food
How do I convince my kid that vegetables aren't poison?
My child eats only one food
My child never stops eating
She's too big for the high chair but too little to sit on a regular chair
He believes that the three major food groups are candy, chips, and soda
She's four and she still needs her "passy"
She's addicted to her thumb
He can't go anywhere without his favorite stuffed animal ... but the preschool he'll be attending says he has to leave it at home
She won't give up the bottle
Well, we got him off the bottle and onto a sippy cup, but now it looks like we'll never be able to take off that top!
She's in love with a worn-out dress and won't wear anything else
She spends hours zoned out in front of the TV
My two boys are always fighting
One child behaves, the other doesn't
My daughter is a tattletale
She has tantrums (especially in public places)
The other parents don't want him in the sand-box because he grabs all the toys
She always seems to be the victim of playground bullies
My child delights in pulling the cat's tail
Her normal tone of voice is a whine
She says just what's on her mind, including, "You're ugly!"
He's already learned all the four-letter words
I say "time-out" and my child just laughs at me
My son is a terror at restaurants
Grocery shopping with my child always takes twice as long and costs a whole lot more
Shoe shopping (or clothes shopping) is impossible when she comes along
My toddler's too big for the stroller, but I can't get her to walk with me either
Our childless friends have lots of antiques and no toddler-proofing
will we ever be able to visit them?
Why can't she learn the meaning of the word "hurry"?
Vacations are miserable because he can't stand being anywhere but home
We're planning a cross-country drive with two toddlers. Is this idea insane?
The flight lasts nine hours
Flying with kids is horrible, but driving's even worse
The worst part about travel is changing diapers on the road
Getting Them out of Diapers
My son needs to be trained by the start of preschool, but he hasn't shown any interest yet
He'll pee in the potty but he's too impatient to sit and wait for a poop
She's scared of the toilet noise
He doesn't seem to mind being wet or poopy
She's been out of diapers for almost a year but still has lots of accidents
He's closing in on five and we're still not getting anywhere
For Health and Safety's Sake
I can't get him to take his medicine, no matter what I do
He hides under the bed when it's time to see the doctor
I'd like to bandage her boo-boos, but she won't let me near them
Walkers, jumpers, and swings: Should we or shouldn't we?
I keep thinking I've toddler-proofed the house, but my little Houdini has managed to break any lock and get around any barrier
My one-year-old is still waking up three times a night
How can I put an end to all those bedtime "callbacks"?
The bedtime ritual takes over an hour
She can only go to sleep in my bed
Our toddler has his own "big boy" bed
now how do we get him to stay in it?
I can't get my child to nap
Maintaining Parental Sanity
With three children five and under, will I ever have peace and quiet?
Can we (should we?) travel without our small children?
It's been raining all week and we're running out of things to do
I'm so sick of "The Farmer in the Dell" tape I could scream! Isn't there any music that both kids and adults will like?.